Someone sent me this a while ago and I thought I'd share it since it makes for a few good laughs when things get boring. Redneck Neighbor is not for the weak of heart.
I went to sleep on a warm spring eve and woke to a cold, artic bluster this morning. I'm sitting here now, looking out my window at my poor little plants who've been struggling to overcome being sprinkled with chemicals and now are bravely waving their little petals and frilly leaves in this northern gale.I hope they don't freeze their little roots off. The high today is supposed to be about 50 which is about 20 degrees below what my thermal indicators prefer so I think I'll put on a pot of beans and keep my butt indoors today. What do you think?