REDNECK TOILET PAPER?
Two rednecks were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one
turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So, they
stopped the truck and he went behind some bushes.
When he returned to the truck, the other guy remarked, "That was fast!"
"Well, I need to take a shit but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with," he
The other explained, "All you have to do is use a dollar to wipe your
"Good idea," he said, as he headed back to the bushes.
A short while later, he returned to the truck with a really upset look on
his face, and said, "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get shit all
over my hands, but now I've got four quarters stuck up my ass!"