And today's vocabulary lesson:
Pap Smear
When peepul sez nasti thangs about yer pappy
Rectum
Wut happenz wen ya' drive yer pickup drunk
Renal
Wen ya' hafta pull it out an' nale it agin
Testicles
Books of the Bible. (Also - myfological superhero)
Tumor
Number of beers ya' can drink after last call, tu mor
Urine
Oppozit of "yer out"
Y'all
A degree of rotation. "There are three degrees of Southern rotation - Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."
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