The Arkansas Hillbillies
Come and listen to my tale ‘bout a man named Bill,
A sleazy gov-o-ner married to a witch call Hill,
He was key-rupt and a slime and just gen-rally low rent,
He decided to leave Arkansas, to become the President.
Boss, that is, head man, Chief Kahuna
Well, the first thing you know Bills running the whole show,
He was sellin’ Lincoln’s bedroom and just really sinkin’ low,
Said that Hillary’s a yellin’ and that Monica’s a tease,
So he killed some folks at Waco and sold secrets to Chinese.
Impeached that is, kick him out, send him home.