James hunts and fishes and I try to be the good wife and cook the food that he brings home although I much prefer the prepackaged, preservative and hormone enhanced meats in the supermarket. I promised to fry him up some skewrl (squirrel) for dinner tonight and would rather be using this recipe:
TAKE ONE SQUIRREL AND PUT IT IN A CAGE. GIVE IT SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND NUTS TO MAKE IT FAT. THEN GIVE THEM A BIG OL' KISS AND SEND IT ON ITS WAY. YOU WILL FEEL A LOT BETTER KNOWING THAT YOU SET IT FREE INSTEAD OF KILLING IT.