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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little
went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you
think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit!
a talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.