Thursday, October 30, 2003

A Love Letter Received in My Email Today

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP.

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

ALL MY LOVE,

THE FLU

Now get your mind out of the gutter.............. and GO GET YOUR FLU SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such a sweet note from Bear who lives up yonder in Alaska.

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