Things Rednecks Will Never Say
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that. (heh, my favorite again)
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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