The Boss. When God made man, there was only the one, and the various parts of the body argued about who would be the boss.
The hands said they should because they did the manual work.
The feet thought they should because they took man to where he could do the work and get food.
The stomach thought it should be boss because it digested the food that kept all the body bodys working.
The heart thought it should be because it pumped the blood that allowed the food to be digested by the stomach and reach the body.
The brain said, "No, I have to send all the signals to get each of you to do your job. Therefore, I am the boss."
The asshole said, "No, no, no... I should be the boss." Well all the other parts of the body laughed at the asshole. The asshole got made and said "I'll show you who's boss", and clogged up the works.
After a few days, the stomach ached .....the hands were practically helpless .....the feet could not carry the body .....the heart was about ready to stop pumping blood .....the brain's signals were being ignored and finally, the body died.
The moral of this story is .....you don't have to be a brain to be the boss, just an ass-hole.