Timm's been at it again!!
A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband
jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.
The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
gotta ask you sumthin'. Be gentle with me 'cause I'm a virgin."
The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top
of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house.
When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what in tarnation're you doin'
here, dang it? You're supposed ta be on your honeymoon with your new gal!"
The son says, "Pa, she told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin, durn
"Damn, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she ain't good enough
for her own family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"