Thursday, May 22, 2003

Another contribution from Timm

Dear Tide Company:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used
it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was
the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's
house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She
started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to
another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as
well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of
Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They
came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank
you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write
a letter to the Hefty bag people.
**edited version for Kat's eyes**

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