Monday, May 26, 2003


Note Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept
a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 Toilet Paper Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid
Splashing the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
And The Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 Dishes And Silverware Can They Levitate And Fly Into
The Sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 Identity Crisis Losing The Remote To Your Significant
Help line support and support groups.
Topic 7 Learning How To Find Things Looking In The Right
Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 8 Health Watch Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful
To Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials (may be deleted due to unavailability of any
men able to give testimonials).
Topic 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She
Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 Learning About Life Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
Topic 12 How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
Exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries, and other Important Dates.
Bonus Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy session.

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