I stumbled up on some of these new-age terms:
Swimming upstream all day to get screwed in the end. (the kind of day Special K has been having frequently).
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income, Two
Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
"world wide wait"
In companies where everyone has a cubicle something happens and
everyone pops up to look.
The fine art of whacking a device to get it working. (I use this method often)