Rednecks Choke The Chicken!
Two Rednecks were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a
few stools up began to choke on a piece of chicken. She was turning blue
and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"
The other agreed and said "Think we should go help?"
"You bet," said the first, and with that, he ran over and said, "Can you
She shook her head no.
He said, "Can you speak?"
She again shook her head no.
With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so
shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great
The redneck walked back to his friend and said, "Funny how that 'hind
lick' maneuver always works."
***Compliments of Timm***