Thursday, June 19, 2003

Timm's been at it again! He sure makes it hard to be in a bad mood :-)

Ways to Seduce Your Spouse After Fifty Years of Marriage

Secretly replace his Centrum Silver with Viagra.

Light a few candles and put on some romantic music - then dress up
like "Matlock."

Walk around the house in a T-shirt, black socks and no underpants.
Hey, it worked for my old man.

Sensuous Aspercreme rubdowns.

Shout lewd suggestions into her hearing aid.

Crank up the oxygen tent to "high" and hope you get lucky.

Give her a sensual foot massage, and while you're down there, go
ahead and rub her breasts as well.

Tiger-striped Depends, baby!

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