I reckon we really shouldn't worry too much about Martha Stewart and her antics. This lady is used to making something from nothing and that talent has served her well over the years. If she should happen to actually spend time behind bars we can look ahead to a new era in prison decor!
Jail birds everywhere will be trading items not attached to concrete to snatch up a copy.
Even entertaining fellow inmates will be a breeze.
And for those more used to the Ritz, well,,,here you go!