Friday, September 19, 2003


The reason it's so hard to solve a redneck murder is because the DNA is all the same and there’s never any dental records!

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country. -Elayne Boosler

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-Gilda Radner

women from the south are graceful/gentle like the branches of a magnolia tree,yet strong as steel to withstand tornados... they are like Steel Magnolias.

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