The reason it's so hard to solve a redneck murder is because the DNA is all the same and there’s never any dental records!
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
women from the south are graceful/gentle like the branches of a magnolia tree,yet strong as steel to withstand tornados... they are like Steel Magnolias.