Monday, September 29, 2003

Awwww Man, My Favorite Place

Built at a cost of millions of manufacturing jobs and an untold number of small local businesses, there is nary a point in God's America that isn't within screaming distance of the Great Wal-Mart of Made in China. Though it continues to spread across the landscape like some unstoppable disease-fungus hybrid out of your grandparents' worst nightmares, the Great Wal-Mart of Made in China is already the only retail outlet visible from outer space. Economic experts have predicted that by the year 2015, fully three-quarters of the nation's redneck workforce will be employed by the Great Wal-Mart of Made in China.

from Monday's edition of the Daily Dirt

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