He looked over to his
left and there was a
woman
in a brand new
Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her
face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
He looked away
for a couple seconds
and when he looked back she was
halfway over in his lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
He doesn't scare easily.
But she scared him so much;
he dropped
his electric shaver,
which knocked
the donut
out of his other hand.
In all
the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using his knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
his cell phone
away from his ear
which fell
into the coffee
between his legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and theTwins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked his trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers ! !
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