Whats UP down South

The Chickie left her Nanny feeling like she'd been rode hard and put up wet!! But I did recall a few tidbits that I'd previously forgotten about kids today.

1. I can wash a bottle with one hand.
2. Kids will grab the nearest handy thing when you pick them up and hold on tightly, my tits are in tatters!
3. Kids can stay awake a LOT longer than adults.
4. A pork chop will keep em quiet while you finish cooking dinner.

There are probably lots more, but I'm just too damned tired to try to remember them.

I am not superwoman,,,youngsters do this sort of thing on a daily basis (why they do is beyond me!) Why I continue to do this on occasion is beyond me too!!!