Sunday, March 14, 2004

What ever happened to your favorite Disney character?

What Ever Happened to Your Favorite Disney Character?

MICKEY MOUSE: Died of venereal disease after visiting multiple prostitutes because Minnie said "No" for 50 years.

DONALD DUCK: Served as a main course at Epcot's China Pavilion.

PLUTO: Caught by dogcatchers, put to sleep after he was never claimed.

GOOFY: Assassinated during first term as President of the United States.

SCROOGE McDUCK: Died in extreme poverty after being audited by the IRS.

HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE: Involved in an underground child pornography ring.

CHIP AND DALE: Extracted from Richard Gere's colon.

SNOW WHITE: Fell for the "apple trick" again.

DOPEY: 'nuff said.

SNEEZY: Died of pneumonia with Jim Henson.

GRUMPY: Executed after gunning down 15 people in a local McDonalds.

HAPPY: Killed by insane gunman at a local McDonalds.

DOC: Was sued for malpractice, lived the rest of his life living under bridges and eating out of used cat food cans.

SLEEPY: Never woke up.

BASHFUL: Now a stripper with the Chippendales.

MARY POPPINS: Shot down over Iraqui airspace.

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN: Male prostitute, died of a heroin overdose.

WINNIE THE POOH: Had a heart attack caused by a cholesterol level of 570.

PIGLET: Gunned down in a mafia hit.

RABBIT: Died of an aneurism while watching over his garden.

EEYORE: Committed suicide.

TIGGER: Accidentally bounced off the edge of a cliff.

PETER PAN: Christopher Robin's lover, committed suicide in despair.

TINKERBELL: Caught by some kid who forgot to punch holes in the lid.

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