Friday, July 23, 2004

Here She Is.

The Chick did it, go take a gander at our Alexis.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to
say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say,
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he
thought for a moment. You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and
read the Bible. "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots
to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase
in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed,
she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,
we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads
away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

I had to try this little thingy from over at Shara's.

You are Bettie Page!
You're Bettie Page!

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