Hung Chow called his boss and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work".
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow I need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and make love.
That makes me feel better and I can go work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon.
You got nice house."