Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 on the little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward: NAIVE.
If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one actually enjoys it?
Why do we say something is out-of-whack? What's a whack?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergy persons are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learned to swear until you learn to drive?
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