Well hell, why not?
A lesson in Hickphonics
1. HEIDI - noun. greeting.
2. HIRE YEW - complete sentence. remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"
3. THANK - verb. ability to cognitively process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
4. BARE - noun. an alcoholic beverage. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
5. FARN - adjective. not from here. Usage: "I can't unnerstant a wurd he sed. He must be from sum farn cuntry."
6. DID - adjective. not alive. Usage: "He ain't breathin.' Must be did." Might also be pronounced "daid".
7. HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart? Nah, haze ignert.
8. SEED - verb. past tense of see.
9. VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City...view?"
Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh
7 comments:
*laughs*
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL) I'm NOT laughing!! (LOLOLOLOL) Hands over mouth!!
This reminds me of a young cousin that once told his uncle:
Uncle Tim - I swar, I went to bed that nat 'n thar was a whole loafa braid - when I got up the next mawnin, them roaches 'ad ate it all up. :)
Hey girl, you teaching Hick 101! LOL!
i guess arkansas is comparable with alabama... i got every bit of what you wrote...
:o )
Yep, I'd say you pretty much got those right.
It took me forever to actually understand what people were saying when we first moved here.
Because ain't proper grammar for an edicated person.
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