Friday, July 01, 2005

Dealing with the burdens of life:

Don’t ever listen closely to the Sponge Bob theme song. It will lodge itself in your brain, and days later you could find yourself in a biker’s bar with Hell’s Angels and you’ll still be singing that song.
  • Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  • Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
  • Never buy a car you can't push.
  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
  • Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  • Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once..
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

    1. 13 comments:

      cassie-b said...

      What a wonderful list. I would like to try and live by it. But I'd better change my book list. I've been reading about serial killers for a couple of months now. - On to the classics - well, maybe

      David said...

      Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

      You haven't seen me dance - that is why I don't besides being Baptist. LOL

      Neat list.

      Joe said...

      Hey girl, I didn't no Baptist don't dance! I like the detour one. LOL!

      Piggy and Tazzy said...

      I have to say I *cant* dance. I am always told, 'oh but your a poof, you MUST be able to dance'. Well, sadly I can't. And no, I wont try either. Not even when drunk.

      I enjoy scenery on detours. In fact, I just enjoy scenery.

      And I've had LOTS of days of being a statue.

      Hoot Nannie said...

      That's a really good list. I think I had better print it and put it on the fridge!

      Have a good 4th of July, Brenda! Boy it is close to baby time, isn't it?

      Sally said...

      I could dance very well thank you, when I was drinking Southern Comfort and Coke!!

      Well, guess I better stop buying National Enquirer. Have a great weekend my dear. :)

      kb said...

      Oh I like the new look woman. Very very nice.

      Phyllis said...

      great advice!

      Mark said...

      WHO is sponge Bob?

      Piggy and Tazzy said...

      Mark - are you seriously suggesting that you've never seen 'Spongebob Squarepants'?

      He's fab! - A cartoon character you must look out for. Very funny.

      Sally said...

      Oh yes, and did I ever tell you about the time I was in a biker's bar with the Hell's Angels?

      I'll have to post that sometime! Hope you're enjoying the weekend. :)

      wanda said...

      Biker's bar? Hell's Angels? Now that sounds like a fun filled weekend. Not to sure about the humming Sponge Bob's theme song though.
      I like those rules. There's a few I can vouch for personally. Like the one about if everything's coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
      Hope you having a great weekend!

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