Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Arkansas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Arkansas, plus a couple no one's seen before.
Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls; it bites.
A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
Onced and Twiced are words.
Fixinto is one word, and fix can and will be used as a verb.
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.