You remember that old wives tale about masterbation contributing to the growth of hair on the palm of your hand? I think that was the least of your worries.
But you don't have to see to have sex, right? But if you do happen to get your vision back, you can take this test to see if you're one of the Cool Guys!
And for those of you who still retain that childhood dream of Super Hero status, all is not lost. You can still be a Super Hero.