Ok folks, here we go again, just a few more months until we'll be able to cast our votes for a new President of these here United States. I gotta tell you, I'm sick and tired of it already and I'm definitely not looking forward to seeing what's ahead for us.
We'll be retiring ol George W., the blooper king, but I have to wonder if any of our choices in November will be able to do what it takes to bring a little respect back for our great Nation. Cause we're sliding down the slopes people, and we've got to hope that something or someone will lead us in digging in before we get to the bottom.
I don't have a lot of faith in Obama with his poetic ramblings, he just seems to jump around to all sides of the issues without taking a firm stand on anything. And besides, the man can't count and seems to have been sleeping during his geography and history classes. Can we expect someone like that to handle our national budget?
I have even less faith in Mccain with his geriatric, bumbling, mumblings. I'd never be able to stay awake during his State of the Union speeches because of his monotone voice, at least George W. kept me amused with his blundering tales.
I vote we elect Robin Williams for President.
Will those new fan-dangled voting machines let us write him in?