Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough, and, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
Jerri sent me this picture she took of me scootin on the scooter at the zoo the other day. Y'all laugh all you want, I am!