Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Neon Sign Needed

I need a neon sign like this to cover up the current one on my forehead that appears only to a choice few freaky folks.

Zach had his monthly doctor's appointment this morning, we get there, I'd already threatened all 3 kids with talk about ropes and gags before we went in, we settled down with our magazines, and a young lady sitting across from us said, "Oh, I like your shoes." I smiled and thanked her and went back to thumbing through a travel mag.

Then she says, "Do you like my hair?" and she proceeded to SNATCH it off of her head!

I said, "Um, yes, it's very nice."

Then she went on to tell me she had a pony tail at home that she wore sometimes, that her nails were fake but her boyfriends didn't mind that at all, that her pants were too big because when she woke up this morning she couldn't find hers,,,

She was still talking when they called for Zach to go back to see the doctor.

We're back home now, the children did not go to the library today, nor will Zach go to Tae Kwon Do this evening. Apparently they don't yet know how to behave in a doctor's exam room nor in a restaurant during lunch, so Nanaw went on strike!


Donna said...

LOLHahahaha.....OHMYWORD!!! I Swear! I would have bust out laughing!!! You're one hell of a calm woman!!!LOL....
Poor kids...;(
I Think you're on their list....hughugs

Sally said...

Brenda, you and I are both magnets for people like that!! Some can tell their whole life story in 5 minutes or less, and they don't care who hears it.

I was walking into WM today; this woman walking out with her cell phone; I hear "YES, I KNOW YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH HER, I HEARD YOU IN THE BEDROOM!" Some choice expletives erupted. There was a young guy beside me, and we just looked at each other shaking our heads. oy.

Hope the dr. appt. went well other than the youngun's being in trouble. (HUGS)

Dawn said...

Oh Brenda, I am so sorry that it went that way!! Things will get better. *HUGS*

AndiePandie said...

Way to stick to your guns Brenda! And your encounter sounds exactly like something that would happen to me. LOL

Kellan said...

This was hysterical - ACK!! Snatched the hair off her head - HAHAHAHAHA! Too funny!

Have a good day - Kellan

cassie-b said...

Well, I hope you have nice evening.

That was some conversation you had at the doctor's office!

Crystal said...

Oh that is too cute!! Can I tell you things you don't want to hear too?!?!?!?!? LOLOL!!!

As for the kids not knowing how to act....cattle prod...LOLOL!!!

mreddie said...

One can meet the most "interesting" folks in the doctor's waiting room. :) ec

bichonpawz said...

Hair off her head.....hahahahahahaha...this is hilarious! sounds like something that would happen to me!