Neon Sign Needed

I need a neon sign like this to cover up the current one on my forehead that appears only to a choice few freaky folks.

Zach had his monthly doctor's appointment this morning, we get there, I'd already threatened all 3 kids with talk about ropes and gags before we went in, we settled down with our magazines, and a young lady sitting across from us said, "Oh, I like your shoes." I smiled and thanked her and went back to thumbing through a travel mag.

Then she says, "Do you like my hair?" and she proceeded to SNATCH it off of her head!

I said, "Um, yes, it's very nice."

Then she went on to tell me she had a pony tail at home that she wore sometimes, that her nails were fake but her boyfriends didn't mind that at all, that her pants were too big because when she woke up this morning she couldn't find hers,,,

She was still talking when they called for Zach to go back to see the doctor.

We're back home now, the children did not go to the library today, nor will Zach go to Tae Kwon Do this evening. Apparently they don't yet know how to behave in a doctor's exam room nor in a restaurant during lunch, so Nanaw went on strike!