Wednesday, January 12, 2005

This could be the second time around for this.

But if it is, it deserves a rerun. I can SO relate to it.

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it
even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried
to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the
stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse
were negative and then my attorney called and said that I
would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief.
I thank you, once again, for having such a greatproduct, Well, I gotta go, I
have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.

Signed,

A relieved menopausal wife

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