Friday, June 18, 2004

A Sex Test for Rednecks


A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False

The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False

Semen is a term for sailors. True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False

Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False

KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False

Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False

A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False

A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False

Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False

Pornography is the business of making records. True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False

Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False

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