There was this fellow from Arkansas who had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
round and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
In response the passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither.
They shoot old horses don't they?
I was just refilling the various shampoo bottles in both bathrooms from the larger bulk bottles I buy to avoid having to buy 3 different bottles shampoo every darned week. I've lost one. I've searched everywhere (even the microwave and fridge) and I don't know whereinthehell I put it!
Now before you ask, "Why would this crazy broad look in the fridge and microwave"?, let me tell you that this crazy broad has been known to find different lost items in the fridge before. The dumbest of which was maxipads. My subconscious figured I needed cooling off I reckon.
Anyhow, I decided I'd best take a break before I lose something really important today.