The only lively conversation in the office in two days:

Tammy comes stumbling down the hall to look into the office of myself and Kay,

Tammy: Did ya'll hear that thump from my office when I fell asleep and my head hit
the desk?

Myself: Naw, we couldn't hear it for the snoring going on back here.

Kay: "Snicker".

It's been mighty slow at the office but my Bookworm skills are improving.

Ya'll bought your eggs for boiling up and dying yet?