Speaking of duct tape, do you have a favorite use for duct tape?
I found these online (who'da thought?):
Mute function for humans
Wrapped around newspaper to make a dog chew toy
Contraceptive device (this merits more research I think)
Girdle (Imagine the screams at the time of removal)
Seat belts that'll REALLY keep the kids still
Why bother with waxing...(louder screams)
Fix vacuum cleaner hose
Fix printer (I know for a fact you can fix a copier with it!)
Hold batteries in remote control (same goes for the old style gameboy)
Remove lint from clothes
Home security system - tape up doors and windows
Use it to tape 10 year olds with sugar highs to trees during boyscout trips
Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape
Torture

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