Saturday, December 13, 2003


Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk
about their own moonshine operations.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swaller?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap with his

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
"Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

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