Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Arkansas Speed funnies.

Brent was kind enough to post a few links with advice about preventing or avoiding speeding tickets and my sister sent these to me this morning. Great minds ya know.

GOOD -- A Little Rock,AR. policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down
the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

BETTER -- A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Conway,Ar. .... a $40 speeding ticket was
included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST -- A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Arkansas State
Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball. He replied, "Arkansas State Troopers don't have balls." There was
a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.

8 comments:

me said...

Those are great! I have an idea the Illinois Troopers would write you a ticket anyway. They have no sense of humor.

Mary Lou said...

FUNNY!!!! LOLOL

Anonymous said...

Arkansas humor?

I'm laughing pretty hard. I especially liked the "Best"

Cas

Anonymous said...

Very funny, especially the no balls one.

Doubt if it would work for me though, sadly.

Sally said...

The state troopers here have balls - NO, really, I mean it!!

Those are too funny. :)

Brent said...

I didn't realize Arkansas troopers didn't have balls! I would never have applied. heehee!!

Virginia Gal said...

I like the ingenuity of those kids - funny!

Anonymous said...

Hee Hee Hee. Gotta love the kids' idea :)