Friday, November 04, 2005

This is Friday, right?

Just call me Dr. Nanaw. I doctored that kid with some cough stuff with DM, kept the tylenol and motrin in him every 4 hours, made him stay indoors (at least until late afternoon yesterday), so he was fit enough today to go farming with his PopPop. I needed the relief but I'll keep the phone handy (which means I'll try not to lose the damned thing today as I do most days) in case I have to go bring him home.

He and I went to the grocery store late yesterday because he was craving a steak. He hadn't eaten anything since he'd been feeling poorly so I was all for feeding the little fella. After we'd gone through and had what we needed in our baskets we headed to the checkout, and lo and behold, we were incensed by this quite healthy lady standing in the otc drug aisle. Thank goodness we only passed by the aisle since the stinky fart fog was ominous enough with the pass-by cause I imagine we'd have been overcome enough to have to call paramedics had we actully been on that aisle with her. And that thing drifted! Even after we had made our way in line at the check-out, little tendrils of that funky fog were drifting our way.

I hope she was intending to purchase some gas-x from the otc choices although I believe some toilet paper might have been a "need to add" on her list too.

Even writing about it is making my coffee taste funny.

Since the funky, fart, fog is pretty much the highlight of my week, I thought I'd post this decorating idea that my cousin Hop sent to my email.


Just what we need, another distraction. There aren't enough to keep them from hitting the target as it is.

18 comments:

Special K said...

Ha ha! Nothing like being followed by the Fart of Doom.

Holly said...

i've developed a fart immunity. My husband and middle child could make paint peel.

me said...

At least in that decor they have clothes on. Imagine missed target if they were nekkid.

cassie-b said...

It's a shame you didn't have a very stuffy nose!

Try not to think of it any more.
And I'm glad your patient is improving.

Cas

Joe said...

LOL! The twins wre in training and they pee right over the top of the stool! I was out back doing a poo run and the twins let it rip off the deck I thought it was raining! LOL!

Anonymous said...

That picture is too funny! But something like that might make their egos bigger than they already are. ;)

Happy Friday!

~Andie Pandie

Mary Lou said...

JOE!!! You Poo in the back yard? LOLOLOLOLOL

Leslie said...

I was gonna say the same thing, Mary Lou ; D

Lucky Zach getting a steak and all your TLC. I'm glad he's feeling a little better.

You know what does it for me? Bookstores and card stores. It's gotta be the ink or something, but Lord help anyone following me while I'm searching for a card.

wanda said...

ROTFLMBO!
Joe, pray tell what is a 'poo run'? Please tell me it's not what it sounds like!

"Even writing about it is making my coffee taste funny."

Oh my GAWD! I so know what you mean! Is there something about middle age that improves our sense of smell? Cause I can smell 'one' a mile away. There are days I can't stand to be in the house with our canine children!

Joan said...

Isn't it the shits when people do that? Happened in the meat section in Safeway last Sat. I damn near puked on the veal.

Brent said...

"Even writing about it is making my coffee taste funny."

I nearly threw up from laughing after I read that!!

Special K said...

Joan just reminded me of an incident a few years ago...my buddy Mike and his girlfriend were in Safeway's meat department, and Mike let one rip. Only, there was a little something more behind that fart, if you know what I'm saying.

Ha ha!

Hoot Nannie said...

Funky Fart Fog.....too funny. Glad Zach is better and you have survived! Picture is funny too!

Piggy and Tazzy said...

That pic of the toilets is FAB!

Mark said...

Notice which one that guy chose.

Sally said...

So glad the little one is better!!

Uh, as for the picture, BRENDA, you know I don't get it!! Ah, dang I wish I wasn't so dumb. :)

Cindra said...

What a hoot! The urinals themselves are awfully small, that indeed is a distraction!

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