A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no male
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Bubba Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Bubba, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Bubba was approached with a proposition Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bubba showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer,
but only under the following four conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Bubba said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Bubba said, "I want any offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
And last of all Bubba stated,
"You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
Sometimes a friend just knows when you need a laugh like this!