A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department Store
and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Baptist," said the man.
"She said get a Baptist bra, and that you'd know what she meant."
"Ah yes, now I remember," said the saleslady.
"We don't sell many of those. Mostly our customers want the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, the man asked, "What's the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
type supports the masses,
the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen,
and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.
Then there's the Baptist type."
"What does that do?" asked the man.
She replied, "It makes mountains out of molehills."