Third time a charm??? *&%#(*& better be! I've tried 3 freakin times to post to this and keep losing my connection.
PS,,made it to work today finally!
We might not all be rocket scientists, but we may be higher up the evolutionary ladder than....
Idiot #1 - A medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center: Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little two year old daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful there was not a need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to say that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that now she should bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
Idiot #2 - A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed zone, it not only measured his speed using radar it also photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40.00 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.00. Several days later, he received another letter from the police dept. that contained a picture of handcuffs. He paid the $40.00.