Friday, February 21, 2003

Things a True Southerner Knows
<> The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit
<> Pretty much how many fish make up a mess
<> What general direction cattywumpus is
<> That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar
<> When "by and by" is
<> How to handle their "pot likker"
<> The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of cold potato salad
<> The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece"
<> The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash
<> Never to go snipe hunting twice
<> Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn
<> You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows
<> You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody
<> The South is more American than America

for more on True Southern Culture go by and take a gander at G.R.I.T.S. (Girls Raised In the South). I reckon you'll be right amused.

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