Happy St. Patrick's Day!

If God sends you down a stony path,
may he give you strong shoes.

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May the grass grow long
on the road to hell for want of use.
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As you slide down the banisters of life
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
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May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour
before the devil knows you're dead.