Thursday, June 22, 2006

Vent's almost over

After 35 years of being in this dysfunctional family I will someday remember that only 2 people in the world are right AND entitled,,,,, James, and his mother. Everyone else is either stupid or crazy, or both,,or so I'm told.

Anyway, no use crying over it, might as well tuck it away with those 1,565,422 other incidents and make arrangements with the headstone folks to put "To HELL with ALL YA'LL" on mine! (wonder if they'd do that if I prepaid?).




12 comments:

Vicki said...

hang in there! I can totally relate - my DH family is the same. Won't go into it here, but it was VERY hard at times. (sorry about your tomatoes!!)

Tammy said...

The older my MIL gets the less I can tolerate...must be all those many years of biting my tongue and playing "nice"...girl-friend I'm tired of it myself!!!
and Hubby's family...bunch of "highly" disfunctional dodo birds...
I have named my MIL's house "The Nut House"...I saw a little sign done up like this one time and thought about buying it for her but dang it My Momma raised me better!!!

Autumn said...

Hi, I followed you home from Kentucky Gals comments. I wanted to let you know that I am enjoying your post, I will bookmark you and be back again. Sorry the wicked MIL got all the tomatoes. Hopefully you will have some more ripe ones soon.

Mary Lou said...

I take it the sorry B***H would not give them back? Nor would James back you up?

Phyllis said...

Well I would've told her to save a few for you!! How RUDE!!
Go get a voodoo doll and stick it in the belly with pins so she will get a belly ache, and never eat a tomotoe again. Well just thinking it makes you feel better, huh? hehehehe

Leslie said...

I think you should go ahead and have the headstone made up and have the bill sent to her. ;)

Andie Pandie said...

If Mr. AP ever told me that his mother was entitled to any of my shit he wouldn't live to see another day. Or at least he wouldn't be able to walk anymore.

Brenda said...

I was just upset enough about it that I told him about it and he blew up, at ME.

Anonymous said...

Maybe all the good rain he got on farm will put him in a better mood.""""""" Maybe of Maybe Not - Huh

Houston said...

Hang tough, sugah.

Sally said...

You CAN prepay - do it!! I'm going to, believe me, I do not trust my family members. Just kidding, but my mom did hers as she did not trust ME, hahahah....I would have been nice, though, I think......

Special K said...

I got nuthin' for ya, darlin'.

Well, maybe one thing:

(((((BIG BIG BIG HUG)))))