Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The History Of The Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. (And I don't actually know what else to do with this great knowledge).

Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, see, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

AND IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

If that don't make you feel enlightened today, it's likely nothing will!

8 comments:

Leslie said...

Yep, definitely enlightened : )

Happy Humpin' Day, Brenda!

Brian said...

Who knew?? I enjoyed that post.

Cal said...

I love that story. It's a great image! Whenever we feel really annoyed by the French we always mention it and have a good laugh.

Tammy said...

I have never heard this story...never even wondered about the origin of it...lol...so now I know!!!
;-D

Anonymous said...

Well try saying 3 times really fast. Enough to make an innocent 11 year old blush!: "I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son; I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes"

John Strain said...

Teach us some more master.

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Anonymous said...

thats actually only true with the two finger salute, the one middle finger is an americanisation