Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I hope to be as wise as Tonto some day.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound
asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger
and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then
says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"



"You dumber than buffalo . Someone stole tent"

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Ballgame tonight and if I weren't afraid it would jinx me I'd tell you that there are only 4 more to go, heheheheheheh (that's a Nanaw's evil laugh). Zach's team is in second place and there are a lot of really good players on it so don't think he'll make it on the All Star team this year. He's a good little steady player but steady doesn't always cut it on some of these teams. He had a wonderful time doing the tourniments last summer but it was extremely tiring for me, not to mention hard on my hinny, and hard on the pocketbook to boot.

12 comments:

Leslie said...

Zach's looking very serious in that shot....and big! What're you feeding those kids, Brenda? :)

We listened to a Lone Ranger episode on the old-timey radio station not long ago. What a hoot that was.

Hoot Nannie said...

Someone stole the tent.....Hehehehe, I never saw that one coming! I dumber than buffalo too!

Zach seems to have really changed this year....maybe lost his little boy looks into a mature young man. Those games get hard on us Nannies' don't they?

Fat Pants said...

Q: Why was the Lone Ranger mad at Tonto?
A: He found out what Kemo Sabe meant.

Andie Pandie said...

LMAO! I loved that joke!

Helpful Links For Growth said...

lol..the tonto and lone ranger joke is classic!! thanks for a much needed laugh on this wednesday afternoon.

Special K said...

Why were they sharing a tent?

I ask you.

Sally said...

I love that joke! Zach is just the cutest kid, but then all yours are!!

SK - obviously they weren't! :)

John Strain said...

I like the one when the Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by indians. The Lone Ranger looks over at Tonto and says, "Gosh, Tonto, what are we going to do?

Tonto replies, "Whatdaya mean "WE" white man."

You know you want another month or so of sitting in those hot bleachers.

Mary Lou said...

Oh Lordy I remember TOurnament time! I had a husband who was the Coach of one team, a daughter who was an umpire, a son who was on a DIFFERENT team, and Iwas tournament Director so I had to be at ALL the games!! THen I was stupid enough to be the tournament director for the Jr. League Regional tournament. (we had teams from all the western states here then.) Have not been to a game since then!!

Mary Lou said...

Is that a tattoo I see on that child's arm? I'm SHOCKED!!

Brenda said...

LOL, uh huh, but it's one of those you put on with water. Takes some major scrubbing to get them off though.

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