The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I would have to do it in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, if I move too fast the friction could start a major fire.
the final reason I don't jog is because makes the ice jump right out of my glass.