Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Reasons I don't jog.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I would have to do it in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, if I move too fast the friction could start a major fire.

the final reason I don't jog is because makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

14 comments:

ellen said...

I don't jog for the same reason I don't jump rope: I'd end up with two black eyes.

Cal said...

All good sound reasons ;)

cassie-b said...

The glass thing is what stops me from jogging!

Cas
Have a great day!!

Pisser said...

I don't own a proper bra.

Sally said...

People would laugh, a lot.

Joe said...

Hahahaha! Majour fire! Hahaha!

Brent said...

Brenda...HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for inspiring me to sit down and enjoy a leisure moment.

Houston said...

Hey. I totally relate to that point about it making the ice jump out of the glass.

Cheers.

Special K said...

I don't jog because it's hard to run while carrying an ashtray.

Virginia Gal said...

I don't jog cause I'm just to damn lazy : ) (but I can wake the mile long length of the mall without blinking an eye).

Leslie said...

And there's nowhere to put my smokes.

Leslie said...

And there's nowhere to put my smokes.

Anonymous said...

Brenda, WOW! Flabbpy Thighs? I know what you mean by
joggy or even running. The friction could set the jogging shorts on fire. Then the heat wants to make you want to pee and put the fire out.
Have a GREAT JOLLY
OLE DAY!
Richard

Lugosi said...

I only jog when there's a pack of wild dogs chasing me.

P.S.
I think I'd like to meet Ellen.