Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Redneck Honeymoon

A Redneck couple had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "this here is a very special 'casion and we need a good room with a strong bed."

The hotel clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The Redneck fellow thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not, I 'speck I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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