Wednesday, December 03, 2008

My Favorite Christmas Cookies

A lot of bloggers are sharing their favorite holiday cooking recipes so I thought I'd share one of mine.


Christmas Cookie


1 cup of water
4 large eggs
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup nuts
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup . . . just in
case.

Turn off the miserer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin fruit off floor. Mix
on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz asheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

18 comments:

Sally said...

Well, I guess I'll just have try that recipe - after getting life insurance 'cause I would be sure to DIE!! hahahha You are way too funny!!

bermudabluez said...

You are just tooooooo funny!!! I'll definitely have to try this recipe! Sounds great!! In fact, I'd like to come over and bake with you!

Karen M said...

That is hilarious!!!

That puts a whole new spin on holiday baking.

Donna said...

HAHAAAaaaaa...SOOO!! THAT'S what the problem was with me last week!!! Now that I know, I'll be making THIS recipe...OFTEN!!!Hahhaahahaa.....You nut! Love you...hughugs

cassie-b said...

Now that's some recipe! I'll have to pass that one along.

Thanks,

Cas

Jeanette said...

LOL! That's my kind of baking!!

Cindra said...

You had me going for a minute.

PEA said...

ROFL...now that's my kinda recipe! hehe xoxo

Donna said...

I shure lof thys reshipy!

rhonda said...

That is so funny. Sounds like fun though. Hope everything comes out okay. lmao

Phyllis said...

Hmmmm, ya want to come to my meeting with me tomorrow night? HAHAHAHA

Special K said...

Now that's a recipe I can follow.

Sally said...

Please pass Jose' over this way, would ya? Hope all is okay with you; as okay as it can be!! ((HUGS))

Brent said...

Don't we all just love food during the holidays? Especially cookies!! Time to dig out my fat pants......

Just Joni said...

I treid this recipeeee and I thinc it's th e best I ever had.

joan said...

That's a good one Brenda!

Sharon Ellery said...

What a crack up!! LOL. I'll have to try that one, but I need lemon juice and salt to go with it.

Sharon

Debbie said...

Oh my, I should have been coming here daily to visit you, you silly nut! Just browsing the post has me smiling and may get me out of this funk! I love this!